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Memories of the Pig
Name: Charles Fisher MessageI was walking up the back stairwell next to the smoking area in building 1 when I passed two guys, identities unknown, struggling to carry a plastic trash can complete with lid up the stairs. They asked for a hand getting it up, which I did. While carrying the can I realized there was some animal inside so once we reached the top I left them and never did see the pig released. Name: George Forman MessageI remember chasing that greased up pig around school and trying to catch that little bastard... thos where the days. Name: DANNY EDENS MessageU TOOK MY HAT Name: Mike Cain MessageI remember this incident of which I have told a million times to friends over the years. The culprits spray painted "FFA" on the piglet to throw JD Minnehan off their trail...maybe I know the culprits but they need to fess up first! Name: Kent Hall MessageFirst of all someone either set off smoke bombs or something like it because the hallways were full of smoke. And I think I remember the halls smelled of smoke too. Second, I remember the sound. Here I was walking around the corner, carrying my textbooks, walking to class like every other day, when I heard the loudest sound. It kind of sounded like a cross between a train wreck and what it would sound like if you were witnessing the autopsy of live pig...without anesthesia. Only there really was a pig and he was hauling ass right down the middle of the hallway. With bulging eyes and dilated pupils this little baby pig was squealing and snorting and running for it's life. He or she or it was having a lot of trouble gaining traction on the floors as the school custodian had done a fine job of applying just enough of a coat of wax that the hooves of a little piglet running at top speed had no hope of being able to navigate these corridors of education without slip sliding every which way he tried to go. As the scawny looking little porker hit it's top speed it was rounding the corner, when it lost it's footing and slammed into the lockers denting the metal with his body. Then in the blink of an eye, he or she or it stood up, shaking his head back and forth and likety split took off running again with a bunch of different people trying to grab it. But they were having no luck because it was covered in grease or vasoline or something else more nasty. It was leaving a trail of mess and devastation behind it as it continued down the hallway - shrieking and squealing the whole way. It was (by far) not only the funniest senior prank of all time but remains the funniest sight I had ever seen. Name: Carter Northcutt MessageI just cannot remember anything about it. But then I have CRS too :) (If you don't see an entry you just made try clicking the 'refresh' button on your browser) |
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